Saint Spite
She’s giving haunted chapel, bad attitude, and just a touch of “I told you so.” Set in her own little shrine with skull accents, bright orange vases, and that all-seeing eye up top, Saint Spite looks like she’s been quietly judging people for generations.
She's like something rescued from the back room of a very questionable old church. The kind of thing you probably shouldn’t bring home, which is exactly why you should.